Dusseldorfers

Zese Germans are Krazy!!!  No April Fools here, these guys are for real!

"Today I have good news und I have bad news.  Die erste haelfte, das nicht verstehen was ich jetzt eben gesagt habe, und die zweite haelfte, weiss noch immer nicht was ein Earsplittenlaudenboomer ist."
--Steppenwolf

Bicycle Tube Vending Machine

You see these machines all over Germany, but mostly they are selling
cigarettes. In what appears to be a complete reversal healthwise,
this machine offers tubes to help the stranded cyclist.